Fucking Lau Chee Bye no fucking brains.
"How how how the code can work?"
"How how how the code cannot work?"
"How how how go change the code make it work?"
"How how how now can work anot?"
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How your lam pa la how, how your mother give birth to this cockhead of yours man.
8.30am to 5.29pm so happy never see your fuck face the whole day. CCB 5.30 come in ask me how how how. Fuck spider la how.
Whole day how how how the code, I dont study fucking IT I dont know HOW to make your fucking codes work and I don't know HOW the FUCK you find such useless things online.
You find yourself you go try and see if work yourself don't push this kind of stupid work to others if you can't do it yourself then go bury your fuck face six feet under and spare the rest of this world some peace.
The best part was, when I ran the code, it CLEARLY did not work the way he wanted it to. Still tell me, "there there there's something like that."
WARTHEFARK???!?!??!?!!
I was almost knocked out cold from that pure ignorance of a 60 year old man who obviously does not know what's going on and tries to act like a smart alec.
Only if you were in my shoes at that time would you understand the absurdity of that moment.
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Those people having regular school now are living in luxury.
But seriously....enough of the common test complaints, enough of the project rush hour.
Being anywhere but Lau Chee Bye & Co. is a godamn blessing.
Only 3 people in the world right now know the horrors of being interns there.
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It's 8 weeks and 6 days left. 62 days to be more specific.
5,333,400 more seconds to be EXACT.