THE FIRING RANGE

A Gunshot To The Head Of Reality

2010-04-06T00:10:00.003+08:00

Life just sucks, I finally admit it.
Optimism was a friend I lost, and 23rd December 2012 whispers in the dark confines of my mind.
I feel like giving up.
Have I lost the race, or just a victim of circumstance?
Looks like I'm knockin' on heavens door...

Money No Enough!

2010-03-13T05:27:00.002+08:00

Fucking sick of the way things are now.
Fucking broke, and it's only the end of the second week of my new found freedom.
Just blew another $30 in one day (sif it's alot) and struggling to think of how to survive the rest of the month with $70.
I mean like seriously, who gets $200 a month?!
I'm not a very homey person. I get bored to tears if I even have to stay home for just 2 days.
Being out just feels good. Think it's because home really sucks due to god damn motherfucking overprotective parents, not that it's a bad thing, but you can't shower a flower with a constant flow of tender loving care and water non-stop cause that's just gonna kill it.
I can't understand this logic - Mum would rather (in the past) provide me money to play WoW than (now) give me extra allowance to go out and socialize more frequently. To begin with, Mum and Dad are the old-fashioned traditional parents of 'study-hard-don't-go-out-stay-at-home-save-money' mindset.
Sad to say, my parents are rather uneducated to a certain extent. First of all they have poor social skills which, in turn, reflects on the children by not being good examples and we become introverted. I can safely say my mum never really had any friends and is a worry-wart who has no aim in life but to raise these 3 pathetic children of hers. All that is expected from us is study hard, get a secure job and repay their effort in bringing us up. I know this sounds very much from SOMEWHERE (James knows it), but apparently after enlightening myself, it just makes so much sense that such expectations make no sense in the world we live in anymore. I feel that my parents have failed in bringing us up, for they themselves have never been very successful be it financially or socially and since there neither factors will ever be taught in schools, we as children can only learn to live in this ever-changing society through society itself.
The only consolation prize is that my mum has taught me many values which shapes whatever my character is now. Unfortunately I don't really talk to my dad. He just brings money home, puts dinner on the table and pay for our education. In fact, it's really hard to talk to him cause he has conjured the perfect formula for disaster, ego + ignorance = arrogance
At the end of the day, I have an elder brother whom, at the age of 24 this year, locks himself in his little world of video games everyday and bears the same big arrogance of my father, myself whom I am in no position to judge myself, and a younger brother who has been greatly influenced by my direction of music and is apparently mature enough to tell what is pretty lame (like some 20 year old's who can crack more pathetic jokes than a 12 year old) from genuine and sincere people for his age. Dad was a store and logistics man in his NS days. Mum slaved her youth away to provide for her poor family. I WILL NOT BE LIKE THEM.
There's nothing more I can count on my parents to provide me. I know may sound like an ungrateful brat and you can also rebut by saying there are others worse off than me, but I only believe we are either poor, or middle class, and we're definitely not poor nor uneducated. I am envious of others who maintain a large pool of acquaintances with their cousins, people close to their parents, or even their condominium manager.
This whole entry might make me sound really pathetic, but this is just my life in a summary. And I'm sick of it.
After some reading, I understood that freedom was merely a carrot on a stick and that if you get caught in that situation, you might just find yourself waking up the next day chasing the same carrot as yesterday.
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Mum sometimes tells me she too was young once and that she understands how a youth feels. I am sorry but this is the 20th century, the world has changed while you were busy working for the government, dramatically. In the world you think you still live in, studying was the only way out.
Well, I hope you will live to see the day that I prove you wrong.

Numbness is bliss

2010-02-27T00:21:00.002+08:00

My hearts just gone all cold and emotionless...is it a good or bad thing?
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Argh well, I think I didn't do very well for the final exams of poly and all but....HECK, IT'S OVER!!!!
Relished our final moments in dear NP Makan Place and unfortunately, had a horrible lunch from the Japanese Food -_- lol and not to mention the epic prank of humongous proportions on Jinghan over the zap lighter - "nah give you this...thank you thank yo- ARGH!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Chilled out with the buddies at Bugis, had steamboat and stuff, walked around Illuma (...the heck do I spell it?!?!)
Mixed emotions ran through me as we soon departed for home...a long run of tireless education has finally been called to a halt. Yet the days were so much fun doing all sorts of hilarious stuff to each other, even though we were never really a very united class to begin with.
And suddenly, it's all over.
And a new phase of life beckons...
Well, there's still graduation night! =)

2010-01-22T18:05:00.002+08:00

FUCK I'm so fucking pissed.....
So I was reaching home in like 6 stops on bus 143 from Orchard and suddenly spotted a dubious creature lurking on a window pillar....AN AEDES MOSQUITO!
I swear it was. Full of blood it had sucked from the passengers (hope not mine...) and the trademark white strips.
Shit, not carrying any tissue. So I rummaged through my bag in search of some sort of "weapon" to kill the damn pest. Just before reaching my stop, I tore out a piece of paper preparing to smack it. When I looked up, IT WAS FUCKING GONE? And it had been stationary there for like the past 10 minutes, just when its impending doom was approaching, just VANISHED.
FUCK....
Why the hard luck seriously....curse that damn thing...
If it finds its way out alive, that's another few dozen more Aedes mosquito's on the loose man...
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And what the fuck, CMPB letter came and said I am Pes D?!
Reason: Long Spine X-Ray
What the fuck, really.
I'm mentally prepared for a pes E now...

2010-01-22T01:22:00.003+08:00

Hi girls I would like to introduce my brother - 24 yo/M 5 ft 6" (170cm) finished serving NS and studying degree in school of business in SIM. Plays computer games like DotA in his spare time and < 1 year working experience. Character traits are arrogant, snobbish, egoistic and shallow-minded.
Any interested parties?....
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(Hope you get the sarcasm)

2010-01-19T22:59:00.005+08:00

Some people are soft-spoken, some are loud. Some are well mannered, and most of all I despise ill-mannered hooligans.
I seriously have nothing against people who pay no attention to lectures and all, but if you wish to prepare yourself for the worst, don't bring others down with you. Every Tuesdays and Thursdays, come to lectures, sit somewhere at the back of the class, not have a book with you to open, but either open your laptops or your mouths.
If you have no idea what it's like to be annoyed by your kind, go watch The Annoying Orange on Youtube (the fruits maybe rather disturbing though lol)

That should have given you a rough idea to be in the same lecture as these people.
You make lots of unnecessary noise, annoy the lecturer and still have the cheek to ask, or should I say BEG, the lecturer for leniency during over tests and attendance. It's like poking a hibernating bear until it wakes up and expect it not to maul you to shreds.
Oh yea, attendance reminds me of one of the most inspiring speeches of 2010 (it's only the first month, I know I'm exaggerating lol).
Last Thursday over another boring o'l routine AR lecture, volume was rising (as always) thanks to some people (as usual... =X) and poor Mr Tan Jui Kiang finally got really pissed and gathered the "rightest" of the right words to shoot at those morons (I couldn't really remember the exact words so this was from Mingde's blog)
"What do you guys come school for? To talk? People come school to study and you guys only come here to play. If you want a diploma then work hard for it, so you come this class just to sign attendance? Are you guys so shallow?"
WOOOO fucking hit the 50 point mark on the dart board Mr Tan!
I swear that was totally awe-inspiring la! That was huge smack in their faces man!
But I bet their thick skins are so impenetrable and numbs skulls so void of life that they didn't think of that directed at them.
It's OK if they didn't get it, cause we all know that no matter what they will maintain their sub-human and low life behavior for the next few decades of their lives while the rest of us are busy doing in the least useful or productive things.
Yea FF#2 you can go on and dream about driving expensive cars, and yes his dream is solely about driving cars. You can be a taxi driver though, that would fulfill half your dream, the expensive part comes later, or heck it may never even come, lol.
Anyway, this has also made me think of some people I know personally (as in people I ACTUALLY know). You are in your final year of pursuing a diploma and a new phase of life awaits you. I kinda understand the feeling of neglecting school work and just wanting to play and enjoy life, I had to live with that feeling through my Secondary 4 education and the result? Another year in Sec 4. But we're not 16 anymore, we're TWENTY YEARS OLD ++ and it is seriously time to stop fooling around and start looking into the future, or the near future at the very least. I admit I myself am not excelling in my studies and not doing really well either but sort of as a friend or acquaintance at least, and at the same time reminding myself, CHIONG already la!

2010-01-14T23:37:00.002+08:00

Suddenly had the urge to put some thoughts down. Haven't been blogging cause life since school reopened has been nothing short of monotonous.
Blew 30 bucks on Monday night and got hounded by parents once again. Something is terribly wrong with their mindset. I can't even spend 2 hours out with my friends with a peace of mind, constantly nervously anticipating a shotgun through a phone call from home.
Wow some uber lame Taiwanese drama show on Channel 8 my mums watching... -_- side-tracking a little....
On a happier note, things have started out rather smoothly this year. Got a rather better than expected score for WLT common test and achieved silver for NAPFA test in one shot, which means 8 weeks BMT (:
Seriously WTF @ 17 weeks BMT. Serve and fuck off really. While most people say BMT is the most enjoyable period of NS, why choose to suffer a longer time when you can end it all earlier and relax earlier. After all you aren't competing with anyone for authority unlike the working life. Who gives a fuck about rank. Like most NS men say, they rather get paid less for se'nang tasks. Get paid more and risk your life, not worth it.
Been pondering post-NS stuff too. Diploma only. Surely will study SIM for degree, and your life ends there. It's going to be a working adults life. Work, go home chill, sleep and the vicious cycle continues. If your unlucky, get yourself married with children and there's really no turning back. Story ends there, period.
Why is it so hard to keep up with the standard of living in Singapore... buy your own apartment, ferocious competition in the working environment, probably getting your own car for transports sake. Most of your friends will most likely be going their own ways too, not much chance or even time to meet up and have fun. How unpredictable and uncertain the future is... guess that's just the way things work around here if you don't have a scholarship.

When all you need is just some freedom

2009-12-22T00:33:00.003+08:00

It's quite sad that some parents don't shower much love and attention on their children. Some tend to become wayward, others are envious at those who have very close relationships with parents. Yet most of them 'grow up' faster and are more independent. They learn that they have to solve their problems on their own, they learn through mistakes and they know what risks to take.

What happens when you take a cup and try to fill it with more than what it can hold? It overflows. Same thing happens when you fill a child with too much care, it simply doesn't work. All the excess love you give will simply fall to the ground like rainwater on a pavement. Unconditional. A pet dog will never know how to find its own food on the streets, simple logic.

Keep pampering a kid, it will grow up ignorant. It's easy to control a child when it is young and ignorant. Give it enough money for today and eat its fill, or whatever that little money allows. Saving is never in the dictionary. When it comes of the age to grow more wild, what it has is never enough. It wants more, and it takes more. Once it's out of control, there is no stopping it. In the end, both parties suffer.

Why go through so much trouble to bring up a child and try to groom it into something perfect when it can never be, and just end up keep getting disappointed. You can't choose the path for someone forever, an animal may follow you for now, but one day it will just break free and go its own way. You can teach a person to behave in socially acceptable manners, but you can't decide for him/her to be the way you want. Every human being is a victim of circumstances. What one becomes may not necessarily be what one likes to be, but there wasn't any choice. Even when you have a choice, all it takes is just a moment of folly to take you down a different path that you can never turn back from.

To learn from one's mistakes is a stressful and tiring process, yet it is a must to do so eventually. It is not something that happens overnight. A smoker doesn't quit smoking all of a sudden just because his/her parents say so. Sometimes, you cannot take all matters into your own hands. Hammering on a stone won't break it, but letting water fall upon it over time will eventually shape it. Bind a birds wings and it will never learn to fly. A frog in a well will never see the world.

It's just like how a plant grows - if you put it in a box with light shining through a hole at the side, it will grow sidewards. All it takes is to remove the box and give it some freedom, some fresh air, and it will grow straight once more.

It's a sad, sad situation....

2009-12-09T22:13:00.003+08:00

'tis a really sad week

For some people, things just ain't going right for them.

Sometimes I think of me having to take the driving test 4 times before passing a pretty screwed up thing to happen. But when one has to go through countless checkups throughout the year and each time getting disappointed hearing from the doctor that you have not fully recovered from the accident, there are many setbacks that you just have to close one eye about and get on with life.

I think my life is rather blessed and smooth sailing save the fact that I only had to waste one year retaking the 'O' Levels and scraping all my exams in poly education. 20 years, nothing serious has ever happened to me, never broke a bone or dislocated a joint, and no one close to me going to heaven prematurely. Right now, I'm just 1 year behind most people in poly and about to get a diploma.

Can't imagine what it's like to be physically immobile for a whole damn year and counting, at the same time praying that I will never have to experience what that is like. Sometimes, you've just gotta take it easy, do what you have to do, don't do what you should NOT be doing (you know what I'm talking about) and pray your next visit to the doctor will be the happiest day of your life.

Game of passion

2009-12-01T00:36:00.002+08:00

Today's futsal polympics proves something.
You can give your 101%, but others will give their 202%.
Cheers to our one point in the group stage, Team Seven (:
I really really respect my elder brother for the fact that his team came in 1st among 30 teams in his futsal tournament in his SP days. Where are all the quick feet Malays and the witty Indians?
Really respect....
See la, smoke smoke smoke, now stamina cmi play 10 minutes also tired. Ok la but seriously cannot help it also. What makes a team a team is teamwork and chemistry and the ravenous hunger to win. It takes years of playing and learning together before there can be a team that plays to win. Not that we did not play to win, we just have not played together enough. How are 3 Thursdays of team spirit going to compare to that of 3 years right.
We push our bodies so hard to keep up with the pace of the game that half the team ended with minor injuries and aching leg muscles. Watch the first 2 teams play also people scared already.
Oh still got drama one. Last few matches got fight sia, Malay and Chinese. Fight awhile continue playing, play finish go behind fight. Crazy fkers, want to play soccer also so guai lan.
The bottom line is, for a team or a solo kia to be good, it takes years to 'nian qi gong'. No such thing as becoming 'tian xia wu di' overnight.
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There was this hot babe probably from business school wearing a black tight business attire supporting her boyfriend. Fortunate guy uh.

2009-11-25T21:29:00.000+08:00

Think I hit a nerve there.
*Sniggers*

2009-11-22T22:53:00.002+08:00

TEAM SEVEN IS IN FOR THE POLYMPICS MAN!!!!!!!!
Come support us on 30th Nov 2009!!!!
See you there!!!!

2009-11-22T03:26:00.000+08:00

Woooo Laughter House!!!!

2009-11-20T10:23:00.000+08:00

TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dialogue In The Dark....

2009-11-18T22:50:00.003+08:00

Dialogue in the Dark today....Hmm....
Personally I wasn't exactly wow'ed by the content of this tour apart from the exciting comments (but not spoilers) from some others who have been through it before.
Alas, of course the whole point of it was for us to experience what it was like to be blind and making your way around in absolute darkness, but the content wasn't very colorful per se. In the sense that adventure was lacking.
Our tour guide (partially blind) led us through a jungle-like area first, then finding a statue of Sir Stamford Raffles with his name imprinted on the stand of the statue. Just a replica, so yea.
Then we sat on a....boat? According to him, it was a REAL boat, and it was floating on water. Well yea there really WAS water underneath cause I found the bottom of the "sea bed" with my white cane and there was water dripping off the cane when I retrieved it.
Guess what's cool!? We sailed out of the Singapore River! Yea well, lame.
Reached Chinatown. I was quite sure the car we found in there was a Ford though. Oval shaped car brand logo?
The Chinatown market was pretty cool though.
We first came upon a road with a traffic light. Of course we aren't supposed to see the colors even if there really was cause we're supposed to be 'blind'. There was even the button to press on the traffic light! And there was even that sound for pedestrian crossing, that rapidly repetitive one. Well of course, since we're blind and need to know when we can cross right like duh *rolls eyes*.
After we crossed the road we reached the market, and wow, there was REAL food along the streets. Fruits, apples, potatoes and stuff. It even had smell.
After the car we found someones house, like those corridor HDB like Crayon Choo got those metal corridor side windows and grilled doors.
Finally reached a cafe. There was a bar counter there where we were served drinks. Got music some more. And no, the drinks are not free, it's $1 a packet. Yes, PACKET DRINKS FOR $1.
Sat down talk cock sing song awhile and we were out in the light like finally! Some dude came to debrief us, talked some shit, then balek already.
Not say a waste of time but what I was anticipating the most was that we might get to actually SEE stuff in that horrible maze but nah. They said: Nah, pass. LOL kidding.
That was about all, if there might be any NP student out there who comes across this spoiler and expecting to tour it for WISP in the near future too bad la.
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Oh by the way, this tour is NOT fking free for anyone else not part of WISP classes.
If your feeling kay poh you can visit http://www.dialogue-in-the-dark.com/
Can check out the prices, other such tours around the world blah blah blah.
And if your still feeling bored you can check this out:

Do watch all 3 episiodes, but proceed with caution Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL!!!!

2009-11-17T22:03:00.002+08:00

Went to watch Paranormal Activity with oli gary brandon and rain.
One word to describe it: DISTURBING
Ok but that's not the point.
Do you remember the VISA advertisement?
In Japan without a Yen? In Vietnam without a Dong?

Yea and that guy dancing with his VISA card looks JUST like someone.
And that someone lives in the west and is one of my links HAHAHA!
Can you guess who!?

What's YOUR supercar?

2009-11-17T00:11:00.004+08:00

Just remembered something.
Was at oli's place with cy in the afternoon when he showed us some youtube clips boasting the power of some cars, namely the Lancer Evo, WRX STI Impreza, and a Nissan GTR one to entertain cy.

Some people in the world are so filthy rich, supercars are just some toys for them to play around with like how we played Hot Wheels toy cars in our childhood.
It's damn sickening to see how these people toy around with their cars like little kids, yet orgasmic just to see and hear a Lamborghini Murchielago LP-640 roar down the streets for a measly 2 seconds, then that's it, entertainments over.
Many people debate the R8's rights to be in the league of supercars, but with the new 5.2 litre V10 FSI engine it boosts the this German supermodel up to 525 HP, and best of all, corners tight bends like a beast on it's 4WD, leaving little room for the argument. I'd go to jail for a lifetime just to drive in one of these for a day (that is if 2012 is indeed the end lol).
Off to bed, meeting Gary to whack the gym at oli's condo in the morning.
Just to share some good stuff (and pardon the alien language in the video).
Enjoy, the allure of the Audi!

Stupidest thing I've ever said

2009-11-16T23:51:00.001+08:00

What's the stupidest thing you've ever blurted from your mouth?
Mine was while ordering a drink:
"Uh......烧的 ice milo."

2009-11-16T23:46:00.001+08:00

Simon Cowell said: "Your full, of indulgent, nonsense."

2009-11-16T02:02:00.003+08:00

Oh, I was just reading someones blog, and that reminded me to say something Ive always wanted to.
Blogging about "I did this and I did that today" make the best sleeping pills....
....like ever, period.

2009-11-16T01:13:00.003+08:00

Hungry, can't sleep, bored.
So I flipped through Sunday's lifestyle papers.
Here's our topic of the week:
Are hot pants too sexy for street wear?
My first reaction, lol?
Your either a 60 year old back alley hag or came from the Mainland to think that way. It's almost end of the world and there's people still thinking like that? In Singapore?!?!
Here's one, 53 year old housewife says: I see so many students wearing these shorts. They portray such a slutty image, I wouldn't even wear them at home.
That makes you no better from those who wrap themselves in cloth from head to toes and fingers and be fearful of leering men and their lustful eyes.
But you can be damn sure that you have heard of girls getting angry and pissed off with guys who ogle at them. If you care so much to dress yourself so revealingly, why the effort to feel resentment towards others who look at you. The whole idea is you want to make yourself look beautiful and sexy, but doesn't it defeat the whole purpose if you don't want people to look at you when you dress this way.
Don't take it the wrong way either, if I look at you, means you look great right? So that is a good thing for you. But there's this kind of guys who see things in a different perspective.
Matthew Ong, 17, told Lifestyle: They wear shorts for us to see. If the girls don't have nice legs, then we just have to avert our eyes.
FUCKING immature and disgraceful comment. So this is what girls mean to you? Eye candy and loads of attention. That is fking AH BENG.
I don't deny that I spend 70% of the time my eyes are open stealing glances at a hot babe on a bus or somewhere in Makanplace, but please, at least have the decency not to tell the world that you have no respect for females and putting a bad word in for us guys in general. If that's the way you like it, go set yourself a tent somewhere along Geylang, though I doubt there's much left these days.
What girls choose to wear is through their own discretion, many comment that hot pants are more comfortable to wear as the weather in Singapore can be a real bitch. But at the same time there is a so-called "price to pay" for flaunting their legs. Most of them understand the attention caused for doing, but those who get bitchy about people staring at them need to wake up their idea and grow some brains.
Discussions' over
Take 2 at sleeping. Bai.

2009-11-15T21:53:00.002+08:00

So they kept asking what did he do to make me hate him so much.
Honestly I'm not too sure myself, maybe I was feeling really bitchy that night so I decided to bitch about someone I didn't like but answer is, no he didn't do anything to me lol.
But whatever I have said, is still the truth.
Truth hurts doesn't it, *shrugs*.
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Team Seven!
That's our NP Polympics team name for our futsal team.
Pretty funny, Yu Ann was like telling me to put Team Pineapple, Jing Han was like Team MUFC, Team Stupid, the polympics guy at the booth was like Team LWK (Lau Wah Kee, our module mentor lol) all sorts of retarded names and took us more than 5 minutes before we finally decided to simply name it Team Seven.
Excited to get this team kickin', hopefully we get in, cause each division (like ECE, BA, ME etc,) is only allowed 2 teams and they will draw lots to choose which team is in the competition. And we were the team to fill up the LAST registration form for futsal. Means there's gonna be lots of other teams vying for the 2 slots, sadly =/ And hopefully WE, get in, and the other divisions unfortunately get lousy teams and we go on a rampage! *MuaHAHAHA* Nah, just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, we'll be giving it our best shot for a medal at least, only the top 3 teams get medals though and the winning team gets a trophy.
Time to sleep, NIGHTS

2009-11-14T18:07:00.002+08:00

Woah I feel like fuck right now.
Nose feel like fuck.
Throat feel like fuck.
As if I have H1N1.
No fucking clue what has caused this.
Thank god I didn't stay over with Raynard and Edmund last night, or I'd REALLY be in hospital right now.
Meeting the west coast peeps for dinner to celebrate Charmaine's b'day which was on Monday but her schedule made us postpone it till today.
And it's gonna be Fish & Co.
Second time in 2 weeks. Frequent? Very.
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Well I've been runnin' down the road try'na loosen ma load got a world of trouble on my mind!
Take it eaaaaaaaasy....

2009-11-12T18:09:00.002+08:00

I had like the strangest and freakiest dreams in my life this morning.
Someone once told me dreams were related to some real life occurrence and get jumbled together and become something totally weird.
I think I was in a hospital of some sort. It was a very familiar place and I'm fking sure it was like AH. You know you can't always remember exactly what happened in your dreams so yea....
It was probably an accident, like a road accident, and I kinda like broke my legs or something, and at one point, the things around me like "people", animals and some other stuff were like....FREAKISHLY warped.
There was a dog, probably a Shi Tzu (Looked like Daniel's Shi Tzu, Chip). And my gosh, it had ANOTHER tiny dog head ON its head!
Like WTF right?! That's not all. It had really thick tentacle-like limbs like the tentacles on those monsters in 'Old Kingdom', some place in WoW. Last bit I remembered about the dog was it had ANOTHER dog head with a reaaaaaaally long human-ish neck, maybe 2 cm in diameter and 20 cm long, that seems to have grown out of the dogs BELLY....and it is able to move the 'belly head' around on its own free will, SICK....
Talk about monstrosities....
Here's the worst part.
While I was in the hospital, once in awhile people will walk by and look at my leg and shake their heads or murmur stuff like umm, cannot make it? I think, lol. But I wasn't capable of looking at my leg so yea.
Later (how long later I had no idea), I was like going out of the 'hospital' to smoke with my friends (they were like fking warped too) and then it rained. So we kinda like just sat around somewhere (I have no idea how I could sit either) and chatted. Again, now a doctor passed by and stared at my legs, shakes his head, sighs and said, "very terrible, (blahblahblahblah), don't think you can make it."
And then I looked at my legs....
They were in ruins, torn in areas and utterly distorted.
But it wasn't that simple....
My shins were swapped.
The rest of my legs, from the knees below, were left on the right, right on the left, so my legs were like seriously slanted to both sides each. I don't know how else to describe this monstrosity, but the last thing I remember was the doctor walking away and mumbling to himself.
Fucking ridiculous right? How many things I've seen or been through before have become one fucking nightmare.
So I was thinking what could possibly make up this nightmare.
Alexandra Hospital, the place I frequented to visit my friend in for a couple of months.
His motorbike accident, somehow ending up as me in that position.
People staring at my friend's leg every where he goes when out on his crutches.
Chip the Shi Tzu, the friendliest dog I've ever met.
And the warped stuff....Did you watch the Simpsons on TV during the Halloween period?
There was this episode where the Simpsons went to stay at this jungle house, and then one by one they went missing, and there was this 'House of Pain' where this madman takes people and mutilates them. There were like body parts and eyes, brains all over the place, and later the other characters were showed up as animals with their original heads. Marge was like some large fierce cat, Bart was a spider (and he 'webbed' out his trademark "EAT MY SHORTS" between two trees lol), Lisa was a....butterfly I think? And Maggie was a worm or something lol. And there was all the others like Krusty the Clown, Comic Book Guy, Mr Burns and all. Later Homer became a walrus.
And finally the rain, probably cause its been raining so often these few days?
Seriously whacked up nightmare. I must have been really tired the previous day. Godamn fucking ridiculous nightmare compilation.
But there was another dream....rather more pleasant, if not neutral.
I had no idea where I was, but it was like a big room, maybe like the NPS music room size. And there was someone there. And there was a smile on her face that I could never forget.
It was only once, but those few moments seemed to last hours, until I came conscious in the dead of the night. And it ended there, serious, haha.
Then came the nightmare when I fell asleep again, until my alarm rang.
End of my nightmare story, BYE.

2009-11-10T22:45:00.003+08:00

Freaking ridiculous.
I can't believe I almost wanted to murder my whole family on Sunday night cause my parents were being unreasonable.
And you will never understand the absurdity of their unreasonableness unless you grew up in my family.
To put it loosely they are just plain retarded. I shan't bother to elaborate.
Everything's alright now, though I worry for my mum's sanity if something like that ever happens again.
And I saw a rat got stomped to death.
Fucking cruel bastards.
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Two weeks after the last concert....I think I'm getting on perfectly fine with life without NPS. The day after the concert, I was worried I would have trouble finding things to do with the time I used to spend at NPS almost every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday night for nearly 2 years. It must have been the attachment that made me so detached already. Doesn't make sense staying in contact with anyone there anymore anyway, except for a handful (3 people actually, haha). We just simply emanate different wavelengths or frequencies, whatever you wanna call it. I prefer not to lower my level of intelligence just to communicate with some of them. Well....like James says, time to move on.
But don't worry you two, I won't forget our date on Friday, lol!
Oh and, Happy Belated Bday Charmaine!

2009-11-08T03:55:00.003+08:00

I was just listening to some Eagles music and I had a thought.
Since the family concert, I had never actually thought back of that night when we performed Hotel California.
It had really given me a wonderful and exciting experience to perform one of the greatest songs ever created, and I'm sure it goes the same with my brother and the others who performed with me.
It gives you that feeling that no ordinary pop song can ever hope to etch upon its listeners, with all its catchy rhythms and strong lyrical notes. We may never know what it's like to be like the Eagles, but it has at least fed me a sip of performing one of their legendary songs live in front of (many?) people.
There're many other good bands out there who can pull off a show like this, but the most euphoric moment was the transition from the acoustic solo into the electric guitar solo, given that the crowd responded with cheers more than I ever expected. That was truly the first time, is definitely not going to be the last time I will experience that. It's like really, really addictive. I'm like growing a hunger for performances like this, heh.
Hopefully next year, my brother will put together another great show like this on his prom night, which he had already intended to do so way before this concert. How I wish I had a solid band uh.
Cheers everybody, rawk on! \m/

2009-11-04T21:40:00.002+08:00

Smoke smoke smoke.
Everyday smoke.
One day don't smoke don't feel shiok.
Fuck la.
Is it that hard to stop.
Sian.
Miss the good old days when we were teens....
Now getting old already, studying aimlessly, waiting for NS to come only.
Everyone asks this question: What you gonna do after NS?
Everyone's answer: Donno.
Do what, get degree, look for job.
That's the beginning of your journey in the rat race, and the end of your carefree life.
Then hopefully world ends 2012. Best.
Seriously, Singapore is no place for your average Joe to grow a heart of passion.
I greatly envy people who can chase their dreams, do what they love to do for a living.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an artist. When I was a teen, I wanted to be a rock star.
Now, grow some brains already, realize I'm living in Singapore. Cannot do anything.
Fucking regret not studying since year 1.
Now starting to develop interest in my course also too late already.
Also lose interest in all my hobbies already. Classical guitar can fuck off, electric guitar....play for the wall to listen?
Should have listen to my dad from the start and get involved in the world of IT. Would have been so fucking helpful to my studies. I would give up all my guitar skills for the same amount of IT knowledge.
Second regret of my life, *sigh*....
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Well, on a lighter note, we NSS guys are gonna kick some BALLZZZZZZ tomorrow!
Something I've been DYING to do for the past 6 months.
Playing in the morning so it'd be a good time to get some healthy sunlight, stretch some legs and score some goals!
And I'd fucking curse the heavens if I see the color of my lungs in the clouds.
Time to sleep and get ready to kick some ass tomorrow.

2009-11-02T20:02:00.002+08:00

I kinda regret not doing many things in 2008.
But I'm way more disappointed with the way I chose to live 2009, and also angry with the way 2009 has come to pass.
Many friends have gone to serve the nation, attachment came at a time that I could not enjoy time with them before they all entered NS and wasted half my year away just like that, ended up spending unnecessary time and money playing WoW, having a friend handicapped for a whole damn year and smoking our lives away.
And at the end of the day, feeling utterly lost and passing the time aimlessly....searching for something, a cure, or an answer, I don't know.
Since 50 Havelock Road, things started becoming meaningless and there felt as if something was missing. Maybe it was the fact that there was never a chance to meet up with the soccer guys during the attachment, or maybe because I stopped going back to NPS altogether. I miss something alot, but what.....
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Hitting the gym tomorrow morning with oli and gary.
Feeling fucking tired, and emo. Fuck life, nights.

2009-11-01T23:46:00.004+08:00

First I would like to thank and congratulate my fellow Hotel California performers for making it a great success yesterday night. It was great and I would also like to thank all the audience for their awesome response to it.
I guess that would be the last song, and the last live, with NP Strings. It's been fun hanging out with y'all, though more so with the AMP/SLS peeps than the others unfortunately. Ever since you guys left, it has never been the same. Year 2 was the best time there ever.
Now that my time with NPS is over, it is time to divert more attention to my studies.
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Since I seriously doubt my blog being read by them, or more specifically him (though I wouldn't give a damn even if they did), I'll just say it.
I never told someone, "you suck", or thought of someone that way, like I really mean it (except Lau Chee Bye perhaps). And since sec school, all the people I know with your name are fails (that reminds me, if I ever had a son I wouldn't give him that). But now I wanna say, your the 1st guy I've ever come across, even though given your height and manly voice, who comes as the smallest in terms of the amount of respect others would give you. Within my 1st month knowing you, I knew a person like you cannot be taken seriously at all. I don't care even though you can play the guitar better than me or have better grades than me, you're such a gi-normous faker, and no matter how much you try to impress the girls, none of the guys think you can ever be taken seriously at all. Acting all 'Mr Friendly' in front of us isn't going to be a decoy for your mysterious behavior when your with the girls. Acting cool-headed all the time isn't going make you anymore attractive whatsoever. In times of need, you won't have any brothers by your side. You will only find yourself pouring your sorrows out to people who can be of no help to you, people whom you cannot trust, and probably others just like you.
On the other hand, Tim I really salute you for being the first person ever to confront him about a matter of responsibilities. You may be god damn fucking lame and all at times, but I believe you know how to 'Zhuo Ren'. You deserve way more respect than what I thought and I sincerely apologize for treating you like a small kid and being sarcastic with you at times.
You know who you are.
After close to 2 years, all of us know where you stand,
and I'm sure you can feel our resentment towards you already even though we don't say anything.
At the end of it all, you are the biggest loser.
The rain will never be over, for you.
And no matter how much you say you are not a freak....
You ARE the biggest freak.

2009-10-06T02:51:00.002+08:00

I shouldnt have clicked it....
Now my mind is overflowing with thoughts of her swirling through every single brain cell in my head....
Why why why why why why......

2009-10-04T07:25:00.002+08:00

As most people know, there is a Man of the Match voted after every match played.

For Man Utd it's frequently Giggs.

But I feel they should come up with the Banes of the Match.

First up is, without a doubt, Nani.

Second, I think all Man Utd fans should know....

....Ben Foster.

After his close (but fucking lucky) shave with Man City last week, not only did he not perform any better last night, it was utterly revolting to watch how he conceded the 2 goals against Sunderland.

To find a replacement for Peter Schmeichel in the past was like asking a child to lift a cup of water without spilling any of it. With Van de Sar being the 1st choice keeper now for good reasons and that he's out due to injury for a few more weeks, it's impossible to accept that the 2nd choice keeper would perform like another Fabian Barthez.

And Nani is just another....*sigh* get what I mean.

Enough is enough

Unless Nani is unable to fill in the awe-inspiring prescense of the legendary Giggs once he retires and prove that he can do better than an S-League player, he will soon find himself screwing up a great club and then ending up in Man City once the transfer window is available.

2009-10-03T02:54:00.001+08:00

Quitting WoW is the first step to getting life back on track.

2009-09-30T00:16:00.002+08:00

I know x2 is coming out soon, but even after looking at its design, I find x1 way more attractive.

Got totally sucked into this video. If I could choose ANY phone in the world for my own, it's gotta be this.
The fish panel will most likely be my permanent 'today panel'. (:

2009-09-27T01:19:00.003+08:00

Edit, for the previous post....
I think the whole report is worth a look after I continued reading.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=269991&cc=4716
Honestly, Nani can't be taken seriously at all by any opposing football player.
It's like asking: Who is prettier? L__ Y___ or G__m___
If you don't understand the above sentence it's ok as it's not for you to know. Hah

2009-09-27T01:16:00.003+08:00

Nani, this is to show you me and all the other Man Utd fans our "appreciation" for your existence in the club.
We hope to see you do something about this soon.

2009-09-12T13:09:00.001+08:00

Back from Sydney!

Landed at Terminal 3 at 11.55pm on Thursday night. Will upload some worthy photos soon.

As for now, feeling pretty damn fucking wasted after drinking at oli's place last night.

I don't usually drink, but manged to down 4 or 5 cans of Heineken and at LEAST 5 shots of the fucking sick peach Vodka before succumbing to the stomach rejections.

Oli said i was fucking palewhite and drenched in cold sweat.

Hell it was damn sick but it sure was fun, like Gary said, the feeling of being ABSOLUTE wasted is to never want to do this again, but eventually happens....though i do hope i wont do this again.

After some short hours of sleep, went to the zhi cha nearby for some impossible lunch.

After so much puking, me and cy could barely swallow the food. But oli look like nothing happen sia wtf.

To-do-list for today: 1) Bathe > 2) Sleep

2009-09-04T03:00:00.002+08:00

fuck it man

screw guitar, i've lost passion for it already

and most importantly inspiration

no inspiration means no more learning nice and challenging songs

and NPS....

seriously screw that stupid cca

cant be bothered anymore, waste my time

going to Sydney tomorrow!

coming back around thurs or friday, and meeting the dudes for some late night drinking and stuff before the lengendary wong chee yong go NS

damn sad man, everyones going different directions now

most go in NS, some attachment, some with 'leggy' problems

very soon, no more soccer, no more late nights, no more LAN party

if only attachment was not 1st sem, could have enjoyed more time with them before they all enter NS

damn sad....

....2009 is indeed a lousy year, i knew it from the start

2009-08-04T00:42:00.003+08:00

So they offered "on-the-job training" for another 1 month.

$800 for the period, and flexible leave.

In fact I will get to have all Saturdays off if I want to.

But you know what $800 for this period is exactly like?

$4.30 per hour.

It just seemed alot at first as it's almost double of my current 'pay', but it's really still shit.

I wanted to accept it to give face to Anthony, also because I might get to learn more about business and accounting stuff, but I think this is just not the life for me.

I don't want your measly pay.

I want to catch up with "real" life.

I want to play guitar anytime I want to.

I want to learn all the songs I have always wanted to.

I want to hit the gym regularly.

I want to have energy to play soccer.

I want to improve my soccer skills.

I want to enjoy playing WoW....

....I don't want to go back to 50 Havelock Road ever again......

2009-08-03T00:53:00.003+08:00

Everything about this place just doesn't feel right....

....knew it from the moment we arrived.

Screw 50 Havelock Road, i'm never going back....

....when it's over....

....for good..

2009-07-31T19:02:00.002+08:00

Step 1: Turn on Lap top

Step 2: Log in MSN

Step 3: Check e-mails

Step 4: Log in WoW

Step 5: Sleep

Step 6: Repeat

2009-07-30T19:29:00.001+08:00

14th August is coming....

....will I laugh or cry?

2009-07-20T19:47:00.002+08:00

Brother: eh, which server are you playing on? maybe i want to transfer over.

Me: Jubei'Thos, why transfering out of Stormscale?

Brother: cause MLD (Moonlight Dancers) falling already.

Me: huh why!? thought it's a very established guild?

Brother: many people quitting WoW already, all start studying.

Me: then you also right? uni starting soon in August.

Brother: yah, that's why, i only playing casually.

Thinks to myself: "Then you should be studying too and not playing WoW...."

btw....

....in the world of warcraft, there's no such thing as playing casually.

2009-07-13T21:39:00.001+08:00

I had a strange dream a coupla days ago.
I dreamt that he could walk again.

2009-06-26T21:01:00.003+08:00

Now too busy to blog.

Cause busy playing WoW la.
No person can be too busy about anything but WoW.
Well last week I was given this interesting device from my supervisor to fix for the Lau Chee Bye.

Fujitsu Tablet PC

Quite a cute lil machine, look at it's size compared to a full size computer.

Its really cool.
Downside is, there's no touchpad, can't plug a friggin' mouse in.
Instead its those soft touch button-like thing that you mouse around with your finger similar to those in antique Toshiba laptops.
And my eye degrees must have went up while using this cause it's so godamn small if you really can't tell. Probably the size of your two palms put together.
Oh if your wondering, yeah in the background of the last picture is my office. See an EXIT sign somewhere behind? Lol.
Did some Windows Updates on it, installed Javascript on it (the idiot has this device for nearly 3 years but he doesn't have Java on it) and ran a virus scan that took an eternity to complete. And yes, in relation to it's size, this damn thing has a RAM lower than that of the computer I use in the office. The office computer is 256MB RAM mind you, 8 times slower than my laptop.
Lastly callibrated the pen pointer to be more accurate in its touch on the screen. The callibration technology in this device really sucks though.
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Oh guess what. It's coming to Week 17 soon. Then it's 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.
And....sweet, sweet freedom awaits!....
Friday today, but Monday felt like yesterday. Why do the days pass with such intensity, yet the hours in the office crawl agonizingly slowly by.
Oh well it's 7 more weeks, its gonna pass as fast as when I started attachment to the time NP 1st sem started.
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Happy Magical 20th Birthday Wong Chee Yong!
May your draenei shaman hit level 80 soon LOL

2009-06-18T23:56:00.002+08:00

Really no point counting down anymore.

Work not done means trouble.

And trouble means only one thing.

Fail.

So they say, my attitude is bad. I am not keen to learn, not willing to work, just waiting to pass the time by. If they think i'm not performing they will fail me and make me repeat 6 months at Lau Chee Bye & Co.!

Wow, what fucking evidence do you have to say so?

Since day 1 I work on your fucking accounts with enthusiasm, without complaint, so to speak.

Slowly the amount of fucking shit you throw to me gets harder and more time consuming.

Yah Lau Chee Bye always likes to give me ridiculous work to do, and when theres Lau Chee Bye work to do, manager's work comes second, and lastly my direct assignments. Then when things are not done, I get told off by supervisor.

Oh have I mentioned before?

The management ACTUALLY sees me as a skiver, a slacker who is just here to sail through this 6 months.

Why?

Because the Lau Chee Bye gives me work thats beyond my scope of study. Regardless of whether I can give a solution to his fuck-possible problems, I still have to 'work' on it, and that takes time. And when that takes time, I have less time to work on my direct assignments. And when my direct assignments are not done, they ask, "what has this guy been doing all this while? wasting the time away?"

Yea that's what mr. supervisor told me this morning. Can't believe my ears. Can't believe how unreasonable and absurd they can get.

I can't fathom how much bad luck I must have accumulated to land myself in this shithole.

Getting into poly most likely means you go through attachment and I was well aware of it.

People say that attachment is just work, damn sian, damn boring, or some of them communication breakdown with colleagues. They whine and whine and whine, VERY sian, VERY boring.

Well mine isn't. I'm on an action-packed never ending attachment program that keeps me a little too occupied everyday to let me even play my guitar for even 30 mins.

And putting your head down for half a dozen seconds is enough to get you into trouble.

2009-06-15T19:46:00.002+08:00

Fucking Lau Chee Bye no fucking brains.

"How how how the code can work?"
"How how how the code cannot work?"

"How how how go change the code make it work?"

"How how how now can work anot?"

NNB

How your lam pa la how, how your mother give birth to this cockhead of yours man.

8.30am to 5.29pm so happy never see your fuck face the whole day. CCB 5.30 come in ask me how how how. Fuck spider la how.

Whole day how how how the code, I dont study fucking IT I dont know HOW to make your fucking codes work and I don't know HOW the FUCK you find such useless things online.

You find yourself you go try and see if work yourself don't push this kind of stupid work to others if you can't do it yourself then go bury your fuck face six feet under and spare the rest of this world some peace.

The best part was, when I ran the code, it CLEARLY did not work the way he wanted it to. Still tell me, "there there there's something like that."

WARTHEFARK???!?!??!?!!

I was almost knocked out cold from that pure ignorance of a 60 year old man who obviously does not know what's going on and tries to act like a smart alec.

Only if you were in my shoes at that time would you understand the absurdity of that moment.

Those people having regular school now are living in luxury.

But seriously....enough of the common test complaints, enough of the project rush hour.

Being anywhere but Lau Chee Bye & Co. is a godamn blessing.

Only 3 people in the world right now know the horrors of being interns there.

It's 8 weeks and 6 days left. 62 days to be more specific.

5,333,400 more seconds to be EXACT.

2009-06-11T01:23:00.002+08:00

You dont like me to indulge in that bad outdoor habit I have nothing to say.

I play majong ALSO not happy.... seriously WHAT THE FUCK man....

But it's ok, I know they are concerned about me too, not that they want to bitch about it.

I still love my parents.

2009-06-07T15:28:00.002+08:00

Lau Chin Huat you will get your retribution one day, mark my words.

When you get a heart attack everyone will stand by and watch you die,

then everyone will celebrate your pathetic death.

Fucking hell of an unreasonable slave driver, you will be reborn as a farmers cow to plow the fields in your next life, that is your karma.

17 hours to being back at 50 Hell-lock Road #02-767

6024600 seconds to freedom

2009-06-02T20:25:00.003+08:00

01/06/09 finally got my driving license.

After the 4th attempt, that is.

1st: 40 pts
2nd: 24 pts 1 immediate failure

3rd: 32 pts

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4th:
Why the huge difference I have not a clue, its just over at long last.

It was a concoction of relieve and joy, the former being the least though.

You'd be fucking happy to pass in 1 or 2 shots, but after that it just gets godamn stressful.

But what cheeyong said was damn true - its only failing driving test, at most spend more money and take somemore time, your life still goes on as normal. Better than taking an education detour only to end up with a useless cert only worthy of wiping your backside before going NS. Or being unable to walk for 6 months.

Thats depressing.

One less problem to fret over, now I just need to concentrate on getting through the fucking attachment.

Fuckloads of assignments to work on, I hope I dont get fired.

6456600 seconds to freedom

2009-05-27T20:11:00.004+08:00

Tonight, the world shall not sleep.

In 7 hours, Rome shall roar in the glory of the Champions of Europe and the world shall echo its roar.

Tonight....it will be war....

The Champions League Finals - Rome

2009-05-26T23:40:00.004+08:00

Happy 20th Birthday Oliver!

Cookie and cream cake, bought by his baby pur pur

Oliver and brother Glen and sister Eugenia

Haha donno what, telling Brandon to fuck off?

Steamboat

Brandon and Wen Jun joining in later on (I think I look constipated?)

wong chee yong caught in a daze?

Knicked these photos off chee yongs blog.

Celebrated Oliver's 20th birthday on Thursday at his place with wong chee yong and pur pur, with Brandon and Wen Jun joining in later for the cake.

Dinner was STEAMBOAT. My gosh, I havent had steamboat in a couple of years i bet.

Sure it was really good at first, but the amount of food available was more than wong chee yongs stomach could handle!

Oliver's mum was helping us prepare the food and when he told her "wo men you shou you jiao, can help ourselves" Glen went: "Oliver you shou but mei you jiao." Fucking idiot right lol, Eugenia shouted at him: GLEN IF YOU DONT TALK NOBODY WILL SAY YOU ARE A DUMB!"

Daaaamn comedy man hahaha

Ate as much as we could before going out for some fresh air.

When we came back, in a last ditch attempt to finish the food, we resorted to poker, LOSER EAT

Donno am I damn unlucky or nub at poker (the last time I played was during my second sec 4 year with Jovi and Alan Tui, skipped school halfway to go ginza McDonald to play poker ~_~) I lost like 4 times straight before playing 21 and my luck started to change. Gosh, not only was I damn bloated, the food was getting stone cold and freaking salty! And I had to force down 4 portions -_-! Luckily we had some heavenly jelly made by Oliver's mum.

Played till Brandon and Wen Jun came and we had a cake & vodka & photo session.

Diao awhile longer with chee yong and purpur while the other 2 made a move first.

Continued playing poker with a few more glasses of vodka till 12+ before we all headed home.

2009-05-26T21:22:00.004+08:00

Finally got my laptop back just yesterday.

Fucking thing crashed on me just before the day I had to submit my interim report, luckily managed to recover the hard disk with the help of some PROFESSIONALS in my office, hahaha.

I'm counting down the fucking seconds to 14th August. Not the months, not the weeks, not the days, not the hours nor the minutes. SECONDS.

It's exactly 7061400 seconds to 14/08/09 5.30pm starting from 12mn tonight.

By noon tomorrow I will be exactly halfway through this fucking ordeal.

The thought of having to go through the past half of the attachment another full cycle is nagging the fuck out of my mind.

We're living in fear everyday, our backs facing the rest of the office through the windowpane, L__ C___ H___, Y__ B___ K____ and our dear Anthony breathing down our necks every minute. Throw us so much fucking work, dont even let us put our heads down to take short breaks, as if we were SOLD to yall.

The fucker Lau really damn giam. Recently 4 new interns from NTU joined the office. Guess their pay.

Yea it aint much, 500+

Uni undergrad gets 500+, are you fucking serious? Even a poly student elsewhere earns 600.

And it's 5.5 day working week for you, how pathetic can this office get.

Oh oh oh and did I forget to mention, he drives a BMW 730Li

THAT AINT ALL.

He also owns a JAGUAR.

WTF?

And he provides his office with fucking chui paper shredder (yea I did housekeeping one day and had to use a paper shredder that gets stuck on even a single sheet at times), chui computers, chui equipment and chui working enviroment. Damn sad life can.

Now i'm piled with 5 assignments on hand when the other two get only 1 or 2. Still need to do research from home and shit. Bloody stressful, so much work, so little time, dont get things done, dio gan.

God speed.

2009-05-17T20:39:00.002+08:00

I just went down to help my parents carry grocery up from the carpark.

Around the area, a Mercedes E-Class, 3 Mercedes C-Class, 1 Jaguar, 1 Volvo S80, 1 BMW 7-Series and my dads Ford Mondeo.

Nice cars uh.

Just some random stuff ~_~

2009-05-14T23:55:00.002+08:00

我好烦

Theres just so much to do and so little time.

I think i'm losing hair faster than the fucking L__ the CHIN the H__.

Save me.

2009-05-13T19:40:00.014+08:00

I dont think it is kiasu.

Not kiasi also.

Its more like....these people have got ants in their pants.

Was on the way home and waiting to cross a junction. I had already pressed that button for the traffic light for green man. Then this aunty came up from behind and 1st thing she did was hit the button. Yea the buttons really nice to press sometimes but, she just held on to it for like what, 10 seconds. Then maybe hand tired let go. Then AGAIN continue holding the freaking button for ANOTHER 10 seconds. Finally when the traffic light turned amber, she started SPAMMING ON THE BLARDY BUTTON.

I was standing 3 feet away staring in awe at this Singaporean phenomenon.

Seriously what the fuck?

All you need to do is press it once.

Nevermind you TRY to hold it down hoping it the light would change faster.

And as if SPAMMING on it would work?!?!?!

Plain retarded, impatience has a limit but THIS....

And yea yesterday....

Was on the MRT after work from tiong bahru heading in the direction of Joo Koon.

Surprisingly the MRT wasnt THAT packed with enough breathing space. When the MRT started moving off from Redhill, this short stubby lil' aunty with hair looking like she plucked them off Einstein's head before he was buried, from the center of the carriage, literally SHOVED her fucking way to in front of the sliding doors and PLANTED herself there, budging into me in the process.

I let loose the 'tsk' sound LOUDLY and stared at her for like 5 seconds. But she was completely OBLIVIOUS to everything around her. Apparently all that mattered was to be the FIRST PERSON TO LEAVE THE TRAIN AT THE NEXT STOP.

Oh come on. The train had only JUST moved off the station and your what, afraid you will be sandwiched inside the train? It wasnt even half packed at that point of time to begin with.

The best part was when she alighted the train, took one gigantic step out and....SLOWLY strolled away.

Wow, what a fucking hurry you are in uh.

2009-05-11T00:19:00.006+08:00

Tevez was awesome vs City today.

But his future at United isnt looking good

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=644893&sec=england&cc=4716

What exactly is the REASON that Sir Alex doesnt want to keep him at Old Trafford.

Tevez please please dont leave United!

2009-05-10T02:02:00.006+08:00

Friday was a weird day

Got seriously fucking pissed with my current assignment at work, stuff is all P&C so i shant elaborate.

Lunch was.....terrible, almost died eating fish. No kid', the fish i ordered in my cai beng was so full of bone, the meat was terribly tasteless, i literally threw away 2 bucks for that piece of shit. Didnt even bother eating half of it.

NPS is still...well...up and running as usual. Nothing out of the ordinary except freshies having their class on Friday before Mr Alex's session instead of the usual Tuesdays in the past, and Mrs CI not turning up for some unspeakable reason.

For some reason, i felt like i waited exceptionally long for the old man to arrive in a cab at the block 73 porch. He came, close to 8, what the heck.

Conducted his class while i sat in the clubhouse chilling with Jun Wei and Ah Guang. Gosh i hadnt touched my classical guitar in ages, the feel is gone and i dont remember how to even play Cavatina anymore.

The old man stayed till 10.15pm before leaving. Thats 45 mins more than he should.

Walked him to the gate to catch a cab home for him, but surprisingly, he insisted to take a bus home. Funny old dude, kept telling me he manage his way alone up the overhead bridge to the opposite bus stop. How can i leave him on his own when hes as old as LKY and not looking too well today. So we walked up the bridge which took what felt like an eternity. As we reached the top, his freaking bus came like what the FUCK? So hes like, "oh i missed my bus ah haha, nevermind i shall wait." I persuade him to take a cab instead, in vain. "No no no it is OK i just want to take a slow ride home...." But still, i was obliged to wait with him for his darn bus to come. Dear me we waited for more than 20 minutes i reckon? Hurried back as i was running late only to find the bunch of NPS peeps playing some bonding game they played during the freshies orientation last week.

So they dragged me in to join them. It was some 'hit your neighbors legs' game, whatever lol.

Not too bad for me I was in pants and started later so didnt take much 'damage' hah!

But TIM is QIAN DA, so he went home with a few broken blood vessels HAHAHA!!!

Wah and this Yokemay ar!!!! Really whack me freaking hard la, it didnt really hurt at all but i went home to find huge red patch on my thigh. Good la, now i know how much you hate me lol!

Played until like 11.10 before leaving. Was freaking late already, cant wait to get home. As we crossed the overhead bridge, my bus 151 just zoomed past. OK....nevermind, then we walked down, ANOTHER 151 zoomed past! WTF?

So Tim and Yokemay cabbed home, Rafael caught his bus home while i was stranded waiting for the 'last bus'.

Entered my house gate at exactly 00:00 hour

Shagged -_-

2009-05-10T00:00:00.010+08:00

I feel young again today

The feeling of the adrenaline rush felt great as i ran like a mad hound set loose in Toh Guan street soccer court. Nothing else mattered, only winning the game.

Come to think of it, it's been nearly 3 months since i set foot there, yet the hunger for the game has never died.

Played for nearly 4 hours under the hot sun before retreating with some bruises and blisters to relatively cooling premises for lunch. How fking relaxed to chill around with some old buddies and hear some NS stories when ive been spending the past 9 saturdays in a stinkin office.

Ive really become more shagged over the past 9 weeks, Zihao said my panda eyes were freaking obvious. Works taking its toll on me =/

Parents were supposed to attend a relatives birthday celebrating at Palm Beach Seafood Restaurant. But poor Dad couldnt go at the last minute as he wasnt feeling well, and i went in his place!

Gosh, nevermind the appetisers, the steamed sea bass or what nots. SRI LANKAN CHILLI CRABS!!!!!

One word - heavenly

I havent tasted the REAL chilli crabs in half a decade. And since most of the people there were more senior, they couldnt enjoy much of this heavenly delicacy due to health issues, so the youngsters took over and my god, the after effect was euphoric.

Took some photos with everyone and called it a day.

But.................................look what i saw in the car park......................

1994-1999 Ferrari 355 F1 Berlinetta

My jaw fucking dropped, just look at this babe

A branded sports car manufactured more than a decade ago sitting innocently in the car park is not a sight to see everyday. I stood there dazing for about a minute before my mum had to drag me off. Thats not all.

As we were waiting for Dad to come pick us up along the road outside, a Lotus Exige sports car ROARED past us. Barely a minute later, the dazzling Audi R8 flashed before my eyes. I melted on the spot.

Wrapped up an awesome day with a McFlurry Mudpie (:

2009-05-09T17:00:00.004+08:00

I stumbled upon this chat log in the Garena game client and thought i'd just show the world what Singapore's E-AhBengs behave like.

Sigh, when they are 'bu suang' with someone, this is how they settle matters. Vulgarities and bad sign language. Akin to their real life behaviour.

"CHEE BYE NOT HAPPY COME FIGHT LA!!"

HAHAHA, I think its laughable. Yes, to all these ah bengs out there, I look down on you.

2009-05-09T00:26:00.003+08:00

Pay was pathetic.

Minus 1 day of public holiday, 1 day of leave and 3 days of MC, it was no where near 400 bucks.

For how much the three of us are working, its unjustifyable.

Pity Jia Hao he gets home at 7+ almost everyday this week for doing FAVOURS for our clients.

As for me, the homework toll has risen to 6 today.

Stress stress stress stress.

And interim report is due in a matter of WEEKS.

God speed to us all.

Jia Hao was off site today so it was me and Carmen in the interns 'office' again.

Carmen: Can I staple your hand? Just one time it wont hurt!

Me: *Opens mouth and stares in disbelief*

Carmen: Pleaaaaaase!

I suppose boredom has been given a whole new meaning.

2009-05-07T22:41:00.001+08:00

Tomorrow is payday

Saturday is a holiday

And its back to some kickin' action (:

2009-05-05T22:38:00.001+08:00

What does Monica Lewisky and the vending machine have in common?

"Please insert bill here."

Credits to Kel lol

2009-05-05T20:54:00.003+08:00

Work sucks, period.

And i'm starting to dread home.

The greatest insult ever invented in the history of mankind came from Singaporeans mouths.

What is an ah beng?

IMHO, it is (notice i use IT) a species of sub-humaniod low-lifes evolved in Singapore that have mentalities akin to that of a ant in a hole with no aim in their short-lived lives, surviving on a sole purpose of creating nuisance and sowing disgust against their kind in the society they exist in and displaying acts of cowardise in public.

What is it like to be associated with an an ah beng?

Enough to make me relieve your neck of the burden of your skull.

Shit happens. Full stop.

2009-05-05T19:13:00.002+08:00

Over dinner my dad turned the channel to BBC World News.

As usual the breaking news about Taleban and what nots about their mindless terrorism and biological warfare.

Then it struck me like a rock.

These babi people have been playing around with synthetic chemicals to destroy the enemy for many years.

However even if you had been stuck in hospital all day you would have noticed that Mother Nature has recently granted us a natural weapon.

The Babi Flu.

If by some stroke of genius, you could actually cultivate this virus and spread it all over the Middle Eastern Babi's, wouldn't that solve everything?

Since the The White House and all are so smart technological, maybe they might just discover the cure for world peace and eradicate those fanatics afterall!

2009-05-04T23:38:00.002+08:00

In the office just now, the 3 of us happened to talk about hospital and came to this conversation.

Me: I went to visit my friend in hospital.

Carmen: Why what happen?

Me: He broke his leg.

Carmen: Huh?! Why did he break his leg?

....5 minutes later....

Carmen: Oh!!!! Bike accident....is he sad?! How sad is he?!?!?!

2009-05-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

mmmm....IKEA meatballs and chicken wings

2009-05-04T21:28:00.003+08:00

Life is certainly full of surprises waiting to spring out at us when least expected.

So 3 Ngee Ann Poly students on internship unwittingly stepped into 50 Havelock Road, full of anticipation of what our good ol' Liason Officers have thrown us into.

Fair enough, 5 and a half work day week 0830 to 1730 and $440/month. Fair enough, the other staff complain that we clock out of office too 'on-the-dot'.

But i don't think it's fucking fair that after slogging 8-9 hours at your stinking office i still have to freakin hell write reports, proposals, manuals and do your blinkin' research for you when i get home!

I don't think this is justifyable. In your aristocracy you are simply making use of us to clean up your mess. I get paid for the time I work DURING working hours, EXCLUSIVE of so-called external projects and assignments that are dumped upon us as part of YOUR homework, not mine.

If that isnt enough, make us come back to stinkin 50 Havelock Road on Saturdays will ya?

And to anyone who is in the least curious what stinkin 50 Havelock Road is like, trust me when i say it IS stinkin.

2009-05-04T20:59:00.000+08:00

this certainly was terribly amusing, esp Simon Cowell freaking out