Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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Tonight, the world shall not sleep.
In 7 hours, Rome shall roar in the glory of the Champions of Europe and the world shall echo its roar.
Tonight....it will be war....
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The Champions League Finals - Rome
~wongzhijie, 5/27/2009 08:11:00 PM |
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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Happy 20th Birthday Oliver!
Cookie and cream cake, bought by his baby pur pur
Oliver and brother Glen and sister Eugenia
Haha donno what, telling Brandon to fuck off? 
Steamboat
Brandon and Wen Jun joining in later on (I think I look constipated?)
wong chee yong caught in a daze?Knicked these photos off chee yongs blog.
Celebrated Oliver's 20th birthday on Thursday at his place with wong chee yong and pur pur, with Brandon and Wen Jun joining in later for the cake.
Dinner was STEAMBOAT. My gosh, I havent had steamboat in a couple of years i bet.
Sure it was really good at first, but the amount of food available was more than wong chee yongs stomach could handle!
Oliver's mum was helping us prepare the food and when he told her "wo men you shou you jiao, can help ourselves" Glen went: "Oliver you shou but mei you jiao." Fucking idiot right lol, Eugenia shouted at him: GLEN IF YOU DONT TALK NOBODY WILL SAY YOU ARE A DUMB!"
Daaaamn comedy man hahaha
Ate as much as we could before going out for some fresh air.
When we came back, in a last ditch attempt to finish the food, we resorted to poker, LOSER EAT
Donno am I damn unlucky or nub at poker (the last time I played was during my second sec 4 year with Jovi and Alan Tui, skipped school halfway to go ginza McDonald to play poker ~_~) I lost like 4 times straight before playing 21 and my luck started to change. Gosh, not only was I damn bloated, the food was getting stone cold and freaking salty! And I had to force down 4 portions -_-! Luckily we had some heavenly jelly made by Oliver's mum.
Played till Brandon and Wen Jun came and we had a cake & vodka & photo session.
Diao awhile longer with chee yong and purpur while the other 2 made a move first.
Continued playing poker with a few more glasses of vodka till 12+ before we all headed home.
~wongzhijie, 5/26/2009 11:40:00 PM |
Finally got my laptop back just yesterday.
Fucking thing crashed on me just before the day I had to submit my interim report, luckily managed to recover the hard disk with the help of some PROFESSIONALS in my office, hahaha.
I'm counting down the fucking seconds to 14th August. Not the months, not the weeks, not the days, not the hours nor the minutes. SECONDS.
It's exactly 7061400 seconds to 14/08/09 5.30pm starting from 12mn tonight.
By noon tomorrow I will be exactly halfway through this fucking ordeal.
The thought of having to go through the past half of the attachment another full cycle is nagging the fuck out of my mind.
We're living in fear everyday, our backs facing the rest of the office through the windowpane, L__ C___ H___, Y__ B___ K____ and our dear Anthony breathing down our necks every minute. Throw us so much fucking work, dont even let us put our heads down to take short breaks, as if we were SOLD to yall.
The fucker Lau really damn giam. Recently 4 new interns from NTU joined the office. Guess their pay.
Yea it aint much, 500+
Uni undergrad gets 500+, are you fucking serious? Even a poly student elsewhere earns 600.
And it's 5.5 day working week for you, how pathetic can this office get.
Oh oh oh and did I forget to mention, he drives a BMW 730Li
THAT AINT ALL.
He also owns a JAGUAR.
WTF?
And he provides his office with fucking chui paper shredder (yea I did housekeeping one day and had to use a paper shredder that gets stuck on even a single sheet at times), chui computers, chui equipment and chui working enviroment. Damn sad life can.
Now i'm piled with 5 assignments on hand when the other two get only 1 or 2. Still need to do research from home and shit. Bloody stressful, so much work, so little time, dont get things done, dio gan.
God speed.
~wongzhijie, 5/26/2009 09:22:00 PM |
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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I just went down to help my parents carry grocery up from the carpark.
Around the area, a Mercedes E-Class, 3 Mercedes C-Class, 1 Jaguar, 1 Volvo S80, 1 BMW 7-Series and my dads Ford Mondeo.
Nice cars uh.
Just some random stuff ~_~
~wongzhijie, 5/17/2009 08:39:00 PM |
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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我好烦
Theres just so much to do and so little time.
I think i'm losing hair faster than the fucking L__ the CHIN the H__.
Save me.
~wongzhijie, 5/14/2009 11:55:00 PM |
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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I dont think it is kiasu.
Not kiasi also.
Its more like....these people have got ants in their pants.
Was on the way home and waiting to cross a junction. I had already pressed that button for the traffic light for green man. Then this aunty came up from behind and 1st thing she did was hit the button. Yea the buttons really nice to press sometimes but, she just held on to it for like what, 10 seconds. Then maybe hand tired let go. Then AGAIN continue holding the freaking button for ANOTHER 10 seconds. Finally when the traffic light turned amber, she started SPAMMING ON THE BLARDY BUTTON.
I was standing 3 feet away staring in awe at this Singaporean phenomenon.
Seriously what the fuck?
All you need to do is press it once.
Nevermind you TRY to hold it down hoping it the light would change faster.
And as if SPAMMING on it would work?!?!?!
Plain retarded, impatience has a limit but THIS....
And yea yesterday....
Was on the MRT after work from tiong bahru heading in the direction of Joo Koon.
Surprisingly the MRT wasnt THAT packed with enough breathing space. When the MRT started moving off from Redhill, this short stubby lil' aunty with hair looking like she plucked them off Einstein's head before he was buried, from the center of the carriage, literally SHOVED her fucking way to in front of the sliding doors and PLANTED herself there, budging into me in the process.
I let loose the 'tsk' sound LOUDLY and stared at her for like 5 seconds. But she was completely OBLIVIOUS to everything around her. Apparently all that mattered was to be the FIRST PERSON TO LEAVE THE TRAIN AT THE NEXT STOP.
Oh come on. The train had only JUST moved off the station and your what, afraid you will be sandwiched inside the train? It wasnt even half packed at that point of time to begin with.
The best part was when she alighted the train, took one gigantic step out and....SLOWLY strolled away.
Wow, what a fucking hurry you are in uh.
~wongzhijie, 5/13/2009 07:40:00 PM |
Monday, May 11, 2009
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Tevez was awesome vs City today.
But his future at United isnt looking good
What exactly is the REASON that Sir Alex doesnt want to keep him at Old Trafford.
Tevez please please dont leave United!
~wongzhijie, 5/11/2009 12:19:00 AM |
Sunday, May 10, 2009
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Friday was a weird day
Got seriously fucking pissed with my current assignment at work, stuff is all P&C so i shant elaborate.
Lunch was.....terrible, almost died eating fish. No kid', the fish i ordered in my cai beng was so full of bone, the meat was terribly tasteless, i literally threw away 2 bucks for that piece of shit. Didnt even bother eating half of it.
NPS is still...well...up and running as usual. Nothing out of the ordinary except freshies having their class on Friday before Mr Alex's session instead of the usual Tuesdays in the past, and Mrs CI not turning up for some unspeakable reason.
For some reason, i felt like i waited exceptionally long for the old man to arrive in a cab at the block 73 porch. He came, close to 8, what the heck.
Conducted his class while i sat in the clubhouse chilling with Jun Wei and Ah Guang. Gosh i hadnt touched my classical guitar in ages, the feel is gone and i dont remember how to even play Cavatina anymore.
The old man stayed till 10.15pm before leaving. Thats 45 mins more than he should.
Walked him to the gate to catch a cab home for him, but surprisingly, he insisted to take a bus home. Funny old dude, kept telling me he manage his way alone up the overhead bridge to the opposite bus stop. How can i leave him on his own when hes as old as LKY and not looking too well today. So we walked up the bridge which took what felt like an eternity. As we reached the top, his freaking bus came like what the FUCK? So hes like, "oh i missed my bus ah haha, nevermind i shall wait." I persuade him to take a cab instead, in vain. "No no no it is OK i just want to take a slow ride home...." But still, i was obliged to wait with him for his darn bus to come. Dear me we waited for more than 20 minutes i reckon? Hurried back as i was running late only to find the bunch of NPS peeps playing some bonding game they played during the freshies orientation last week.
So they dragged me in to join them. It was some 'hit your neighbors legs' game, whatever lol.
Not too bad for me I was in pants and started later so didnt take much 'damage' hah!
But TIM is QIAN DA, so he went home with a few broken blood vessels HAHAHA!!!
Wah and this Yokemay ar!!!! Really whack me freaking hard la, it didnt really hurt at all but i went home to find huge red patch on my thigh. Good la, now i know how much you hate me lol!
Played until like 11.10 before leaving. Was freaking late already, cant wait to get home. As we crossed the overhead bridge, my bus 151 just zoomed past. OK....nevermind, then we walked down, ANOTHER 151 zoomed past! WTF?
So Tim and Yokemay cabbed home, Rafael caught his bus home while i was stranded waiting for the 'last bus'.
Entered my house gate at exactly 00:00 hour
Shagged -_-
~wongzhijie, 5/10/2009 02:02:00 AM |
I feel young again today
The feeling of the adrenaline rush felt great as i ran like a mad hound set loose in Toh Guan street soccer court. Nothing else mattered, only winning the game.
Come to think of it, it's been nearly 3 months since i set foot there, yet the hunger for the game has never died.
Played for nearly 4 hours under the hot sun before retreating with some bruises and blisters to relatively cooling premises for lunch. How fking relaxed to chill around with some old buddies and hear some NS stories when ive been spending the past 9 saturdays in a stinkin office.
Ive really become more shagged over the past 9 weeks, Zihao said my panda eyes were freaking obvious. Works taking its toll on me =/
Parents were supposed to attend a relatives birthday celebrating at Palm Beach Seafood Restaurant. But poor Dad couldnt go at the last minute as he wasnt feeling well, and i went in his place!
Gosh, nevermind the appetisers, the steamed sea bass or what nots. SRI LANKAN CHILLI CRABS!!!!!
One word - heavenly
I havent tasted the REAL chilli crabs in half a decade. And since most of the people there were more senior, they couldnt enjoy much of this heavenly delicacy due to health issues, so the youngsters took over and my god, the after effect was euphoric.
Took some photos with everyone and called it a day.
But.................................look what i saw in the car park......................
1994-1999 Ferrari 355 F1 Berlinetta
My jaw fucking dropped, just look at this babe
A branded sports car manufactured more than a decade ago sitting innocently in the car park is not a sight to see everyday. I stood there dazing for about a minute before my mum had to drag me off. Thats not all.
As we were waiting for Dad to come pick us up along the road outside, a Lotus Exige sports car ROARED past us. Barely a minute later, the dazzling Audi R8 flashed before my eyes. I melted on the spot.
Wrapped up an awesome day with a McFlurry Mudpie (:
~wongzhijie, 5/10/2009 12:00:00 AM |
Saturday, May 9, 2009
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I stumbled upon this chat log in the Garena game client and thought i'd just show the world what Singapore's E-AhBengs behave like.
Sigh, when they are 'bu suang' with someone, this is how they settle matters. Vulgarities and bad sign language. Akin to their real life behaviour.
"CHEE BYE NOT HAPPY COME FIGHT LA!!"
HAHAHA, I think its laughable. Yes, to all these ah bengs out there, I look down on you.
~wongzhijie, 5/09/2009 05:00:00 PM |
Pay was pathetic.
Minus 1 day of public holiday, 1 day of leave and 3 days of MC, it was no where near 400 bucks.
For how much the three of us are working, its unjustifyable.
Pity Jia Hao he gets home at 7+ almost everyday this week for doing FAVOURS for our clients.
As for me, the homework toll has risen to 6 today.
Stress stress stress stress.
And interim report is due in a matter of WEEKS.
God speed to us all.
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Jia Hao was off site today so it was me and Carmen in the interns 'office' again.
Carmen: Can I staple your hand? Just one time it wont hurt!
Me: *Opens mouth and stares in disbelief*
Carmen: Pleaaaaaase!
I suppose boredom has been given a whole new meaning.
~wongzhijie, 5/09/2009 12:26:00 AM |
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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Tomorrow is payday
Saturday is a holiday
And its back to some kickin' action (:
~wongzhijie, 5/07/2009 10:41:00 PM |
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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What does Monica Lewisky and the vending machine have in common?
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"Please insert bill here."
Credits to Kel lol
~wongzhijie, 5/05/2009 10:38:00 PM |
Work sucks, period.
And i'm starting to dread home.
The greatest insult ever invented in the history of mankind came from Singaporeans mouths.
What is an ah beng?
IMHO, it is (notice i use IT) a species of sub-humaniod low-lifes evolved in Singapore that have mentalities akin to that of a ant in a hole with no aim in their short-lived lives, surviving on a sole purpose of creating nuisance and sowing disgust against their kind in the society they exist in and displaying acts of cowardise in public.
What is it like to be associated with an an ah beng?
Enough to make me relieve your neck of the burden of your skull.
Shit happens. Full stop.
~wongzhijie, 5/05/2009 08:54:00 PM |
Over dinner my dad turned the channel to BBC World News.
As usual the breaking news about Taleban and what nots about their mindless terrorism and biological warfare.
Then it struck me like a rock.
These babi people have been playing around with synthetic chemicals to destroy the enemy for many years.
However even if you had been stuck in hospital all day you would have noticed that Mother Nature has recently granted us a natural weapon.
The Babi Flu.
If by some stroke of genius, you could actually cultivate this virus and spread it all over the Middle Eastern Babi's, wouldn't that solve everything?
Since the The White House and all are so smart technological, maybe they might just discover the cure for world peace and eradicate those fanatics afterall!
~wongzhijie, 5/05/2009 07:13:00 PM |
Monday, May 4, 2009
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In the office just now, the 3 of us happened to talk about hospital and came to this conversation.
Me: I went to visit my friend in hospital.
Carmen: Why what happen?
Me: He broke his leg.
Carmen: Huh?! Why did he break his leg?
....5 minutes later....
Carmen: Oh!!!! Bike accident....is he sad?! How sad is he?!?!?!
~wongzhijie, 5/04/2009 11:38:00 PM |
mmmm....IKEA meatballs and chicken wings
~wongzhijie, 5/04/2009 11:26:00 PM |
Life is certainly full of surprises waiting to spring out at us when least expected.
So 3 Ngee Ann Poly students on internship unwittingly stepped into 50 Havelock Road, full of anticipation of what our good ol' Liason Officers have thrown us into.
Fair enough, 5 and a half work day week 0830 to 1730 and $440/month. Fair enough, the other staff complain that we clock out of office too 'on-the-dot'.
But i don't think it's fucking fair that after slogging 8-9 hours at your stinking office i still have to freakin hell write reports, proposals, manuals and do your blinkin' research for you when i get home!
I don't think this is justifyable. In your aristocracy you are simply making use of us to clean up your mess. I get paid for the time I work DURING working hours, EXCLUSIVE of so-called external projects and assignments that are dumped upon us as part of YOUR homework, not mine.
If that isnt enough, make us come back to stinkin 50 Havelock Road on Saturdays will ya?
And to anyone who is in the least curious what stinkin 50 Havelock Road is like, trust me when i say it IS stinkin.
~wongzhijie, 5/04/2009 09:28:00 PM |
this certainly was terribly amusing, esp Simon Cowell freaking out
~wongzhijie, 5/04/2009 08:59:00 PM |
